Where can I find a good father for my baby?

I want to have a baby but I'm not sure who i want to father it yet. I've tried taking applications through the Penny Saver and eHarmony but none of them seemed good looking and the specific race I was looking for. I've also tried interviewing a few Yahoo Answers users I've met but none of them seemed to have an IQ above 90 so again, I struck out. I even tried the county prison but they seem to have a strict rule about collecting semen from prisoners, although a few of the guards were more than willing to donate to my worthy cause (but didn't wish to ';waste'; a cup for their donation). I'm totally at a loss here on where to find the perfect father for my baby. I don't want to adopt because I want to know the feeling of carrying at least one of my pregnancies to full term (4 abortions in my younger years). I want a white skinned, blue eyed baby with honey chestnut or blonde hair. Father wanna-bes must have IQ above 130 and height needs to be about 6 feet tall with a BMI in the ';normal'; range. Excessive body hair is a NO, and tattoos/body piercings are okay since it doesn't deplete the genes possible IQ, only the one with the tattoos/piercings. Where can I find him?Where can I find a good father for my baby?
Daddys R Us.


GREAT selection. You gotta make sure to go at the beginning of the week though when they get some new models in :)